I tend to take things too literally.
@maygirl : Here's a "QuispnQuake Truth" that might help: "If it's a political thread, 99% of Quisp's comments are to lighten things up, and to lighten things up only. Quisp would rather inject obnoxious humor into the thread, fully realizing it will get Quisp put on some peoples' ignore list. But Quisp absolutely, positively, cannot resist a 'heckle waiting to happen'. "
And if I've confused you beyond reason, I've done my job.