Today is Pass Out Tuesday at Bradley
I either misheard or they need to work on their names; pass out Tuesday? I mean, it doesn't even rhyme.
How about Throw up Tuesday?
or Throw-em back Tuesday?
Take a tumble Tuesday.
Get tight Tuesday.
or my favorite, Trainwreck Tuesday!
So that makes tomorrow Hangover Wednesday, then we fall off the wagon again for the old standby Thirsty Thursday, then Flunk out Friday, Stupor Saturday and finally, explain that to the 'rents Sunday.